Monday, September 27, 2010

cHindu journalists to keep monkeys away during CWG

In a news article reported today, all the journalists from cHindu from LiC to Sidd V, Ananth K to Neena Vyas were hired to provide security for the CWG ;)
To keep monkeys away from the Commonwealth Games venues here, the civic authorities are now ‘deploying' langurs. The New Delhi Municipal Council (NDMC) has brought in 10 langurs for the same, an official said. The NDMC already has 28 langurs, which are used to scare monkeys in VIP areas of the Capital

In response cHindu langurs were already claiming how Chinese monkeys had better unions and pay structures than the Indian democratic setup.


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seadog4227 said...

Good one! On the other hand Yenram's facial contortions could help keep the monkeys AND the langurs away!

kuttychathan said...

Hi, Friends,

The Chindu Literary Award 2010 has been announced!
The Luck Winner is Mullah Omar, for his semi-autobiographical novel, 'The World Is In My Asshole'.
The Award will be given away on the 11th of December 2010.
The Award, as you all know, is 50,000 Saudi Riyals.
The President of Iran will give away the Award.
The King of Saudi Arabia will make a televised felicitation speech from his palace.
The novel highlight of the ceremony is 'Three Literary Kisses'. Arundhati will kiss the winner on his left cheek. Teesta will kiss him on the right. If he survives those two kisses, Brinda will kiss him on lips. Wow!
The venue is Music Academy Hall, Chennai. All are welcome. Entry is by invitations only. Invitations will be given on first-come-first-served basis. Invitations can be collected from the Chennai office of the Jamaat-E-Islami. Women shall wear purdah.

Hurry Up!

Dinesh PC said...

hehe...poor cHindu guys!