CBCNN: Our paper is biased but our readers dont think so

Once again CBCNN makes the generous assumption that its readers are morons.
Interspersed with these are the denunciations of the paper's alleged bias and partisanship. By now we have to accept these as part of the game.
We are biased.
In a detailed analysis of all aspects of the newspaper, this reader (he has been one for four decades), finds in it "neutrality, impartiality, unbiasedness and uninfluenceability." The news presentation is "pleasant, balanced and fair."
Our readers dont think we are biased.