Snake (china) says its friends with the rabbit(India)

Chanakya once said, "A neighbouring ruler should always be considered an enemy but friendship and alliances must be cultivated with the neighbour’s neighbour".
India has long forgotten the wise man's sayings only to be bitten by its neighbors time and time again.
Now China's ambassador comes out with a saccharine coated editorial about why India and China should/will be friends.
The whole article is filled with bullshit that it reeks from top to bottom. Of course LiC will point this as an example of the peaceful intent of his Chinese masters. But any sane person reading this article can see through this as nothing but a fake attempt to bolster confidence among Indian media.

Indian media serve as a ‘window’ or a ‘bridge’ to the Indian public to understand China. The opinions and perspectives of the Indian media on China and on bilateral relations may influence and even shape the image of China in the eyes of the Indian government and people. The media should keep abreast with the paces of the bilateral relations and tap more positive information, so as to convey objective messages to the two peoples and serve as a booster to promote bilateral relations.

Really then why is it that the Chinese media is not reflecting the same and doing a lot of saber rattling?
The author Zhang Yan's description is one filled with bombast

The writer is Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the People’s Republic of China to the Republic of India.

Can someone come up with a similar title for our beloved LiC?