Violence in the Assembly, Porkistan's hallucinations and more

Hell hath no fury like a Mufti scorned :)

India's launch of Arihant the nuclear-powered submarine, has drawn a sharp reaction from Pakistan which said,

Without entering into an arms race with India, Pakistan will take all appropriate steps to safeguard its security and maintain strategic balance in South Asia,

Its spokesman said that the addition was,

destabilising step which would jeopardise the security paradigm of the entire Indian Ocean region.

To which the Indian government should've told Pakistan to go fornicate with itself (excuse my french).

In other news, Pakistan tries to counter the Mumbai attacks with a fictional uprising in Balochistan

Pakistani Foreign Secretary Salman Bashir told his Indian counterpart, Shiv Shankar Menon, that India must delink the composite dialogue process from action on terrorism, otherwise Pakistan would be forced to produce before the international media at least “three Indian Ajmal Kasabs” who were directly or indirectly part of the terrorist activities in Balochistan. He added that Pakistan would easily establish that the Indian Consulate in the Afghan city of Kandahar was actually a control room of terrorist activities organised by the separatist Balochistan Liberation Army (BLA).

Can we ask Porkistan what drugs it is on? And ask Afghanistan to stop supplying it.